From the pages of Jello's Holiday Recipe Pamphlet

I am having a tremendously good time playing with the shutter speed on my camera. It lets me take pictures that remind me of the photos that National Geographic is so enamoured with. This should be an illustration of some touching scene from America's Heartland. Something gritty. Beautiful but completely foreign to the current editing staff.

That might be completely accurate, of course. Monkey is whipping up a tasty desert consisting of Jello and Cool-Whip.

Sometimes you have to stick with the basics though. Last time he made fois gras it was a little grainy, and he was terribly embarrassed.